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What’s up, guys. It’s Troy with 420vapezone.com. I picked up these three bongs form dhgate.com. They’re all made in China, and they’re all made from reputable sellers. I’ve done some research, I figured out there’s some sellers on DH Gate where you can buy these quality pieces for about $30.00 – $50.00. A lot of these pieces are the same ones that glass shops will import in bulk and sell these for $100.00 online. If you can get it cheaper buying it directly from China, rather than paying for a margin and somebody else’s profit, more power to you. I put some links down in the description in case you want to check out any of these pieces. I found all of these pieces via the sub-Reddit China Glass. Those guys are experts. Those guys buy a lot of pieces and they all discuss which ones are their favorites. Let’s go ahead and get these pieces sampled. I’m going to set these off to the side first.

I got this one from a seller called Clean Clear Glass at DH Gate, and this is a straight fab egg. It’s the fab egg style, but it’s a straights. It’s got … The air path here is actually inside two layers of glass. I can put my tweezers in through here. It’s a pretty cool piece. It’s got a really tight air flow. It’s got a 14 millimeter male input and a seed of life percolated. It’s got a 14 millimeter dropdown with a 6 millimeter quartz banger on here. This quartz banger is 6 millimeter. Fucking love it. It was $13.00. I’m going to heat it up and we’re going to do some dabs. This 6 millimeter banger holds heat really, really well. It has a ton of thermal mass. I’ve pushed about six or seven grams of crumble and shatter through it in the last week or two. I really like the way it performs. It holds a ton of heat. With the super thick side wall I can actually do two dabs on it. I can do one dab on one side, and the first dab is a little more of a hot dab, and then I can do a second dab which ends up being a little more of low temp dab, but still very thorough. Watch.

All right, so first dab, this is actually a pretty big. It’s been 50 seconds since I pulled the torch. First dab, cheers. Very nice. Dab number two. Woo, holy shit. Got a little bit of the dab sweats going after that one. This is the straight fab egg from Clean Clear Glass … Holy shit … With the 6 millimeter quartz banger from [Hyman 00:03:29] Quartz. The quartz banger is $13.00. The straight gab egg is $53.00. I think the dropdown was like $2.00. Great combo, great little dab rig. Double dabs, love it.

All right, the second piece I got is the regular fab egg. There’s a few different versions of these, some that say 420, some that say Mothership. The real thing, like if you buy the one from the Mothership company, it’s like $3,000.00. I love supporting artists and all, but Troy can’t afford a $3,000.00 bong. Not at the rate that I break bongs. I get these monitors that swing around all the time. No go for bongs at desks, let me tell you that. Holy shit, that double dab … One dab is plenty, usually, but doing two in a row, it’s like the double tap. I could have made this an episode of getting high with vapes. Who knew?

All right, so the fab egg, this one also has the seed of life perc. You can get this bong from Clean Clear Glass with a few different percs. All right, so the fab egg pulls like a dream. It’s got a great, great chug. It’s not chuggy, but it’s not … There’s just enough turbulence to let you know that you’re pulling through a bong, but it’s not like super chuggy. All right, I’m going to hit this fab egg with the grasshopper. This is key lime pie that I have ground up here. This grasshopper has been working for one year now, without any issues. I have three, and this one has been good to go for a year. Cheers. Very tasty. I actually like to hit the grasshopper a tall beaker bong, which I don’t have any more because somebody fucking broke it. I like taking a real slow hit with the grasshopper, kind of stacking it up and then clearing it. The egg doesn’t really do that. The egg is more just to kind of hit it and then clear it at the end. You might be able to stack it a little bit. Let me try.

My lungs are telling my brain, “No.” They’re like, “Mother fucker.” Ugh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry lungs. I think that was just a lot of damn vapor, and I’m still suffering from that first dab was pretty fucking hot. Woo. All right, grasshopper, let’s finish this bowl through the fab egg. I always wanted an egg, and I could never afford it. Of course, not the real one. Fuck, yeah, man. $50.00, it’s a sweet little rig. It’s got a nice, thick base. It’s easy to grip. It’s kind of fun to grip, actually. It feels like it’s a fucking challis or, I don’t know. Fun to hit. I wish it had an 18 millimeter joint, though. I prefer 18 millimeter. Cheers. Woops. Cheers. All right, the grasshopper’s spent. That was nice. That was a nice … That was a nice bowl with the grasshopper. This is a [Sativa 00:08:34], though. I can tell because that was a lot of damn sativa with those two dabs. Hot dab. All right, here’s the fab egg from Clean Clear Glass with the seed of life perc. Pretty sweet. I got it for $53.00, shipped from China. Link in the description for this one, if you want it.

All right, this last piece is another one from Clean Clear Glass. It’s just a scientific rig with a Matrix perc. It’s pretty simple, just a nice, thick can. It’s really thick. It’s thicker than the egg. The base is really thick. It’s got a really nice oomph to it. The side car … Side car? Mouthpiece feels pretty secure. I’ve picked it up by it. I wouldn’t be too rough with it, but it feels really nice. It feels better than other cheap Chinese pieces. This is $30.00. I bought this piece for chilling on the couch with a Mighty or a [inaudible 00:09:57]. It’s got an 18 millimeter male, so you can get your finger stuck in there, which I don’t recommend doing. Since my Mighty is still at [inaudible 00:10:10], seriously, it’s been a month, I’m going to be using the Bong CFX, which I think is on. And, oh shit, I need to load it. Hang on. I’m high on sativa. That’s 1:25 AM. I don’t want to be on a sativa high. How about a cookie monster high? That sounds much better. That sounds like an indica. Smells like a hybrid. Okay, smells fruity. This grinder is the Super Weapon II from Interplanetary Development. There’s a like for the grinder and all of this shit in the description, including this little scooper. Isn’t this fucking thing so cute? This is from [inaudible 00:11:11] Studios.

All right, scoops, little scoops of happiness go into the CFX. You counting them? All right, I forgot to count. That’s pretty nice. Felt like, I don’t know, six? Six scoop, maybe? Found this water pipe adapter. It’s nice, because it fits 14 or 18 millimeter male or female. All right, let’s turn this bad boy on. Man, I’ve had this thing for a long time. It feels like I’ve had this thing for two years, and it’s still a champ. Still works like a boss. In 20 seconds it’s already heated up to like 430. I’ve never had it serviced, and I’ve been using it. Cheers, man. This is … Whatever, all that shit that I just said. Woo. This thing is very throaty. Ooh. Oh, man. CFX fucking rips through water. I’m going to go off in the corner and finish off this bowl, and then we’ll close out.

The thing about the CFX, it just goes on forever with the vapor. I actually extended the session. I did the whole first session at 430, and then I extended it again, because it still actually tasted pretty good. A lot of people don’t go that far with their ABV, but with this level of conduction and a little bit of added convection, I actually like the flavor. I usually go pretty dark with the ABV … With the CFX at night. During the daytime I don’t. But right now, after those first two sativa dabs, and the grasshopper sativa bowl, I feel okay going with the high temp extended session on an indica. Yeah, it’s working. I feel calmer now. That’s pretty cool. I feel calmer now than I did at the start of that session. I’m definitely higher. I’m very not low at the moment. That was a great session, and this is a nice piece. I really can’t wait to get the Mighty back so I can put the Mighty on this motherfucker. God damn, that store needs to give me my Mighty back. I’m going to have to buy one on the upcoming Black Friday sales.

I’m going to have Black Friday sales listed next week, so gentlemen and ladies, I am high as balls, and it is time to wrap this shit up. There’s a full list of reputable Chinese glass dealers in the description, but do remember to support your local glass artists, especially the ones that are active in the community and doing cool shit. Those guys are awesome. I also have American Glass, just not a lot of it because it’s too expensive, yo. Remember to follow me on Instagram, 420 Vape Zone, Twitter, 420 Vape Zone, Facebook, 420 Vape Zone … All right, thanks again for watching, and subscribing. I’m out.

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